Smack and cheese

When you smack a girl while demanding she smiles the entire time and take pictures of her while you bust your load on her face.

Dude, I gave her the smack and cheese last night.

by ReaperBran July 2, 2024

Grating the cheese

The act of scratching your dandruff-infested scalp, making a ton of dandruff flakes fall out

Person 1: Man, that guy's really grating the cheese
Person 2: Yeah, pretty disgusting

by That_One_Fellow June 25, 2024

Cheese Squeeze

When you take multiple cheeses, squeeze it into a ball, lube it up with cheese whizz, and swallow it whole.

Yo Alex and Sarah, you should do a cheese squeeze at your fancy-ass wine and cheese party.

by JugChugger December 14, 2019

Pumpkin Cheese

Usually during Halloween, when you wear a clown costume and surprise your pumpkin chai latte ugg wearing girlfriend from behind with the penis drawn, she splashes his dick. The boiling pussy remains are otherwise known as pumpkin cheese.

Me: Doctor, what happened?
Doctor: Son, you have the worst case of pumpkin cheese I’vve ever seen.

by SaneClownPussie August 1, 2022

Cheese flow

When that cheese be flowing.

Yo dude, she wanted that Cheese flow

Or

Bro, that party was cheese flow last night

by atomicskifisher June 26, 2017

Fried My Cheese

When someone or something really pisses you off.

Hey, I can't believe Sheila took credit for my idea. That really fried my cheese!

by suckit77 July 16, 2009

chili cheese tops

The ingredients are mainly chili, cheese and sometimes tops!! It is made in the shape of a golden nugget and sometimes it hot af.

Chili cheese tops makes my ass feel like a volcano busting.

by The man of Skirmir March 16, 2019