Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.
me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time
by imagine_begging June 16, 2023
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Time of Your Life

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
So take the photographs and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right
I hope you had the time of your life
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 10, 2020
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Joke Time

Someone who is always in the mood to make jokes.
That fool is always on joke time, I’m trying to be serious.
by diamondhandz October 02, 2021
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joke time

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, engage humorously in an activity or discourse.
Lulu ''You mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat all along without me?''
Gavin ''don't worry I'll send the invite before you get fomo''
by Alialias July 27, 2017
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perming time

When twirling ones hair so tightly that it creates a permanent curl that even Jerry would be jealous of.
She twisted my locks so tight that I knew it was perming time
by ScruffMcGruffs November 15, 2021
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perming time

Time spent with one another while finger twisting each other’s hair so intensely that permanent curls are made. Even jerry himself would be jealous.
The two handed twirlers placed perming time in a whole new perspective
by ScruffMcGruffs November 15, 2021
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