A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.
Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.
⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.
After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.
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Guy 1 “wanna hang at mine later” Guy 2 “Goat cheese”
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Guy1 “I hate this class” Guy 2 “ literal goat cheese bro”
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Get the Shower Cheese mug.Sticks of cheese that can to be peeled into strings. Usually mozzarella. Can refer to the cheese stick either in its entirety, or to the strings that are peeled from said stick.
No one calls it “cheese string”. Everyone calls it string cheese.
But what if you can literally peel the cheese into strings?
No. No one calls it cheese string.
But what if you can literally peel the cheese into strings?
No. No one calls it cheese string.
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Can also be referred to as “cheese string”, or “string cheese”.
Can also be referred to as “cheese string”, or “string cheese”.
What’s that cheese that you can peel into strings? I’m trying to prove a point here—- so what’s that called?
Peel cheese.
No. No one calls it peel cheese, just like no one calls it cheese string. Ever.
Peel cheese.
No. No one calls it peel cheese, just like no one calls it cheese string. Ever.
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