when you FATTY that you cant clean yo dick after a creepussy session and you let it crust and it begins to form a cheesy substance
you: DAD! I'm just like you
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!
dad: why son?
you: after my goon session with my creepussy last week I've been letting it crust
dad: that's great son!
you: yeah and I even started to make foreskin cheese!
dad: what do you do with the days harvest?
you: I feed it to the cat... HE LOVES IT!
by brayden_shmaydon March 5, 2025

by A Literal Glass Of Water October 8, 2020

A day dedicated to two friends who have a backup plan if they don’t get to go to dance with someone, they will watch bad horror films, and eat tacos.
by GaryFishBurg July 25, 2019

A lad who has low self-esteem and takes shit from everyone, from his bird to his brother. This lad tends to be whipped and bullied by his lass and will take her back after she has a night out of mischievous actions.
'Have you seen will lately?'
No i'm not speaking to him until he stops being a Cheese Wreck and gets himself together'
No i'm not speaking to him until he stops being a Cheese Wreck and gets himself together'
by The Poet Master April 21, 2018

a bad or unenjoyable thing, event, or smell; derived from the powdery film left under your fingernail after having scratched the upper part of your buttcrack and not having showered for a while.
"Man, that last game of Mario Kart was poo-poo cheese! I only got hit with red shells the whole time!"
or
"Oh my god, that smells like absolute poo-poo cheese."
or
"I'm playing insert game here like ass today."
"Yeah man, you're poo-poo cheese right now."
or
"Oh my god, that smells like absolute poo-poo cheese."
or
"I'm playing insert game here like ass today."
"Yeah man, you're poo-poo cheese right now."
by poopoochzman September 29, 2021

a word used to refer to weed or marijuana when you don't want everybody around you to know
They call it cheesing because its Fon-to-do
They call it cheesing because its Fon-to-do
Guy 1: Hey you want to cheese after class?
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm fresh out of cheddar though. I need get some more
Guy 1: Don't worry, I'll cheese you up
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm fresh out of cheddar though. I need get some more
Guy 1: Don't worry, I'll cheese you up
by Juicy en December 14, 2014

by Cheese cactus April 21, 2016
