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Jeans cock is extremely long, black, hairy, wide, thick, and furry. It extends from Jean Martin all the way to the planet of Pluto. On its way to pluto, it goes through Uranus (HAR!). Jeans cock is also extremely black, so watch out for it sneaking up on you in the middle of the night as it can easily disguise itself as the sky.
Also, watch out for jeans cock on black friday. oooooooooosmf!
by Jean February 17, 2005
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Cocked & Locked

The act of having a boner and being ready to fuck, or you are ready do load your weapon.
Cody - "Hey Austin are you ready for the party tonight?"
Austin - "Yea im already Cocked & Locked and ready to fuck!"
Cody - "Sounds like a Yaytime!"
by ZirkeyTurkey September 21, 2009
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Hello Cock

Used by people who talk to others they don't even know, at times making them insanely mad. If you use this greeting, say it to an idiot, and he'll think it was some type of joke.
Girl: Hello Cock.
Stranger: What did you just say to me,punk?!
Girl: I said, "Hello Cock."
Stranger: Let me beat you up, and I'll show you what hello cock really means!!
by HikariWinter April 27, 2011
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baked cock

when your baked and you get a woody
::hits bong:: dude that chick gave me a baked cock
by Brian smithers July 15, 2007
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cock bite

n. a bantering insult referring to supposed homosexual activity on the part of the recipient as the cause for less than acceptable performance, or blundering behavior.

Typically used between friends in one on one situations to express annoyance, it was also used in a more chiding manner in mixed company when the recipient had made some social blunder or said something stupid. Often used as a replacement for the subject's first name.

Contrary to popular belief, this term was originally coined in the late 1970's and was used primarily by adolescent boys prior to their discovery in later grades that a continual use of gender preference based slang terms tended to prompt the listening audience (girls) to question the users own gender preference...

Surfacing generations later in popular media and as a call back to past cultural references, this and many other archaic terms are often given erroneous origins, which could be prevented by first checking it with your Old Man before posting it online...
1. "If you weren't such a cock bite, we'd have been on that bus now headed for the game with Jennifer - but You had to give James back his Atari 2600..."

2. "Hey, Cock Bite, you need two of those hats - one to shit in, and one to cover it up with...!"
by O-Owen February 17, 2008
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green cock

When a males penis smells unpleasant and is distracting during sexual orientation
"Hey girl how did you and pat do?"
"Terrible he had green cock and I almost puked all over him"
by JackGrimmer March 29, 2017
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Cock Grenade

A Cock or Penis that is so massive it destroys every vagina in which it comes in contact with.
Andrew your dad's Cock Grenade blow-up your mom's vag so bad she had to have surgery.
by Leroy McLavine February 28, 2011
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