Friends off

When your friend says some messed up shit

Carlos was talking to John while joking around. But he said always wanted to kill a dog .So John was like friends off dude

by Barry’sPpSucc123 May 23, 2018

Friend Inside Me

Friend Inside Me

Friend: hey you want to watch toy story with me?
Deltarune fan: Friend Inside Me.

by Sr_Mario July 27, 2024

Friends & Family Plan

When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.

John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.

Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.

by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023

Friend

Someone you know and are comfortable talking to.

To make friends, always talk about politics and religion to strangers in public and at family gatherings.

That person over there is my friend.

by Chadwick🍷🗿 July 8, 2023

Friend Job

When someone gives a blowjob to keep them as a friend.

I know that you don't like me right now, but if I give you a friend job can we still be friends

by Lightsarebright May 26, 2018

not boring friends

crazy asian people

omg not boring friends!

by anonymous November 22, 2021

National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend

"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"

by filthy mexican May 9, 2022