Brown tears

When your anus seeps out regret from last night's cheap Thai food

Hey Jack thanks for that cheap $10 Thai food last night. Shame I'm stuck on the toilet with my brown tears.

by womb raider August 09, 2016

Timothy brown

A man with a small penis or a trans with a fat vagina

I always have the worst sex nights with Timothy brown

by Flyboyy June 23, 2016

dog drink brown edition

a special drink made from blending dog shit and mixing in dog piss and then putting it into a cup.

guy 1:this dog drink brown edition tastes SOOO good.

guy 2 :yeah I agree.

by Greypupy August 14, 2021

kelsey brown

Kelsey brown is a very sweet and energetic person, she will sometimes be rude but don't let that get to you. Kelsey is stubborn but she is also very honest in many ways.

random girl -OMG i just befriended a kelsey brown!!!!
her friend-OMG really!? kelsey brown is so sweet.

by makakak April 08, 2021

jaysome-brown

v) A undignified sex move. When a male human ejaculates 5 seconds before he inserts his Phallus into his female counterpart.
Most likely to take place in a bathtub.

Gloria: "Hey, kristen how was your date last night with your boyfriend?"
Kristen: "Unsatisfying!"
Gloria: "Why?"
Kristen: "...He jaysome-browned..."
Gloria: "Haha...not my Boyfriend! He satasfies every time!!"

by huh1234 September 05, 2009

Justin Brown

MY fucking dad. Has literally fucked every human on the planet. is the ultimate object of sex. god crafted his brain specifically. 1 scientist in the last millennium. Has beef with ms. frost

I sacrifice 14 children to the all father Justin Brown every night

by Boinkadoink May 14, 2019

Brown Town

The act of a sexual partner or partners engaging in sexual intercourse involving faecal matter.

Tom: What shall we do tonight?

Lulu: Well I need to go for a shit and I’m horny, so shall we go to brown town?

by JoshuaH96 August 26, 2023