You are what you get injured by

This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way

"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"

by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024

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What is your pH?

Code for asking if you are a top or a bottom. Derived from the pH scale in which an acid gives the h+ and the base receives the h+. An answer between 1 and 14 is expected.

1-6: Acid (Top)
7: Neutral (Switch)

8-14 (Bottom)

"What is your pH?"
"I'm a solid 12."

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mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

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What A Chum Bucket

a derisive phrase often said when referring to an overweight or obese person that may or does behave like an asshole.

what a chum bucket that ryan is cole says to his friend Luke, who enthusiastically agrees.

by K Fariss August 8, 2025

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WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?

You should be acting in accordance with my propositional ethic regardless of what you (it's funny I actually typed "I" instead of "you" initially because I still mix up pronouns from time to time) believe! That's what I do! Act out propositions that I don't actually believe! And I don't even do that! I do whatever I feel like doing and then try to get people to accept propositions (without thinking) I don't actually believe!

Dr. JerpPeej "WHO CARES WHAT YOU BELIEVE!?"

Hym "I do. And I guess my fans. Which is why I don't like when this is trivialized. It's an insult to my fans that I cannot abide! I mean, look at you. Reading this. I'm not making you do this anymore. You clearly came here (where this is I don't even know how you're seeing this) to see what I had to say today. You might think it's brilliant and put it in your tv show and/or movie. You might ad lib it on set and send chills down the spine of your co-worker. You might use it to recruit interns. Either way, thanks for... reading? Does this count as watching? Viewing? I don't know. I'm getting off topic. How cares what I believe? Me. How are these beliefs working for me? They're not stopping me from doing anything. YOUR beliefs (on the other hand) ARE doing that..."

by Hym Iam March 17, 2023

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