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Time Machine

He act of having sex with a MILF first and then her daughter right after. It’s like you went back in time in that pussy.
by Jack David February 10, 2025
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cook time

What you say when one of your friends does something stupid.

Ex : 1- bro my mans gave me 2gs for 10

2- COOK TIIIIME
Cook timeee
by GueellBoy March 5, 2019
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A alternative word for "Big men with their genitalia hanging loose"

Normally used in schools, homes, and giant cemeteries.
I like big men with their genitalia hanging loose, I like "FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Mode"
by rgawsfgserwah June 30, 2023
mugGet the FNAF World but it's 10 times harder than Hard Modemug.

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.
Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?
by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019
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Bakery Time

When the sneaky bender hits hard enough to get a croissant from that bad bitch Emily.
Fuck bro we hit Bakery Time for the 4th time this week...
by NoahSully November 20, 2020
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Floor Time

The use of lying or sleeping on the floor to reduce feelings of anxiety or overwhelm.
Dave got home from a social event and decided to get some floor time to collect himself afterward.
by Floor Time February 3, 2025
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“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock” is a famous quote written by the realest gia. This should be a mock against the offensive “if her age is on the clock then she’s ready for my cock” sentence which is pedophelic.
“If the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cock
Yes daddy
HAAHAA
by gauda slay August 25, 2023
mugGet the if the time is on the clock then its time to suck my cockmug.

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