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The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag
I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.
by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011
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The Fatouros Double

Is an act of desparation when waiting for a large amount of money from a Procurement manager. This is normally a sly hand movement behind the back and should be inserted into the womans pain funnel. As the name suggests this sould include a double index entry with a movement mimicing a humming bird in mating season. The aim of the maneuver is to stimulate the female procurement manager to hand over the money
Drew was waitting for his deal to come through but the CEO wouldnt hand over the money.. The only option was to pull The Fatouros Double to get the job done.
by Josh Jungle August 27, 2011
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The Sunday Double

The Sunday Double is a surprise sex attack that happens on a Sunday during a double shift at work.
Jen and Eric are going in the freezer for The Sunday Double.
by swaggiegod420 February 10, 2014
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upside down double swank surpreme

The act of someone on a trapeze by their feet jerking off two men
I did an upside down double swank surpreme to bill and John yesterday
by Shabongoman111 November 17, 2016
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clutch clutch double dutch

When you score the game winning point after the other team being at match point for a while.
Doneal saved the ball and was almost clutch clutch double dutch, but Joshua fucked up the pass, making us lose the heart breaking game.
by gardan huang June 12, 2017
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Drop a double duece

This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped
Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.
by Bananzalone May 28, 2018
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