Jay Time

A mythical time zone where the phrase “I’ll call you back in 10 minutes” can mean anything from never to sometime next week. Common among people who consistently promise to return calls but vanish into the abyss of procrastination and distractions. Similar in vibe to "Pakistan Time," where punctuality is a fluid concept.

"Don’t wait by the phone, bro — he’s running on Jay Time again."
"She said she’d be ready at 6, but we’re on Jay Time — see you at 8."

by RunningOnJayTime July 30, 2025

Time is come

Time is come is an expression from a french forum who means a big blindside in Survivor.

example : Time is come. They wanted to play like this… I'm gonna show them so how to play…

by Formi November 11, 2017

Chloroseptic time

Numbing iof the throat when giving a blowjob. So no gag and can take more inches.

She told him when she got home it was chloroseptic time.

by Puddyboot October 30, 2025

Time

This is what a speedrunner says when he ends his speedrun.

"So here we only have to clip through the wall, and that should trigger the last cutscene and thus the end of the game...... Yep there i go, aaaand TIME" *applause in background*

by Yaxsio January 24, 2022

Out at the right time

A phrase used to convey a message that you left a place or situation at the best time.

David was surrounded by lunatics, so David left and told people "Out at the right time".

by ursaggynan January 11, 2022

Time flies

Used as an observation that time seems to pass very quickly.

Time flies when you are focused on work

by xtreme tiger February 22, 2018

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe

February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times

by No.1alnino February 11, 2022