by Tim Conway November 20, 2008
The Dirty scuba is when you get a really fat chick with an extremly beat up pussy, Stick your head all the way into the puss with a straw hanging out of your mouth. The straw acts an a breathing apperattis, another reqiurment is that you have to drink a Coors Light through the straw while your head is still inside of the fat broad.
by S-4 February 15, 2008
When you stuff a bunch of french fries up somebody's ass until their face turns white- then you punch them in the nose and smack them in the face till their cheeks turn bright red.
by The Chisch July 07, 2006
I'm from the dirty south
by Reggy November 04, 2006
The sexual act of shitting into a towel, wrapping it around the girls head to make her look like a terrorist, followed by lighting in on fire and fucking her in the ass, and hopefully cumming before her hair burns off.
I gave my wife a Dirty Serbian but i was to slow and now she looks like a mix between Brittney Spears and a cancer patient.
by nuudnuud69 May 20, 2009
the guy puts a piece of cheese of his choice on the woman's vagina as well as a bun. then eats her out. like a burger.
"i was gonna go to mcdonald's and get a bigmac, but i decided to have a dirty mike with my girlfriend"
by courtneyney July 25, 2008
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