off the grid crack baby

An infant born to a crack addicted mother or family that doesn’t have any official identification (ie.birth certificate or social security #)

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

Person1-“did you end up adopting that off the grid crack baby?”
Persons2-“no, I think I’m going to die soon”

by Acexc31 May 1, 2018

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Great british bake off

AKA: The GBBO, The Bake-Off

A show that all of Britain watches every year to see who's baking is the best
And to see who's baking falls, tastes horrible, lookes shite, or just isn't quite to the standard of bread Paul wants.

WARNING: NEVER SPOIL THE WINNER
Reason: you don't want to get shanked
Solution: always check if the other people have seen it before you say any names

Person 1: "have you seen the Bake-Off (Great British Bake Off) yet?"
Person 2: "yeah, I can't believe George won! He did so terribly the first few rounds!"
Person 1: "DON'T SPOIL IT YOU EEJIT, I'VE NOT SEEN IT YET!"

by LookinForPizza November 25, 2020

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Pull off a Spring Day

Remember Maleficent showing up to the party when she wasn't even invited? Same thing basically.

Showing up somewhere where you are not supposed to be, but everyone actually expects you to do so, because you proved yourself many times already.

Based off korean group BTS song "Spring Day" that shows up in charts every comeback since her release like a petty queen she is.

Omg, Spring Day is about to pull off a Spring Day again!

by Spring Child February 21, 2020

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