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nut face mcjagger

A local homie from Pville BC his name is Kyle
yo where is nut face mcjagger at?
by Thasercha October 7, 2020
mugGet the nut face mcjaggermug.

Nut butterfly

When spreading your nuts over a facial feature perhaps
Yeah man I gave your sister a nut butterfly last night
by #troutout September 5, 2014
mugGet the Nut butterflymug.

Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.
“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”
by King Sniffs July 6, 2018
mugGet the Hoop a Nutmug.

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.
"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023
mugGet the Reverse Nut Theoremmug.

Nut squeeze

This requires 2 male participants one man will open his hands and then reach into other males pants and Grab his testicles, balls, nuts, genitals, genitalia,crotch, or groin then add pressure in a squeezing motion and maintain pressure for as long as you want wail growing pressure and maintaining pressure the male will be in severe pain
My friends wanted to play a prank on me wail I was asleep and they plans the perfect nut squeeze on me so wail I was sleeping they snuck into my room and duck tape me on the floor reached inside my pants graved my gonads/nuts then I woke up to a excruciating pain in my nuts and someone Hurd then rushed in kicked my friends in the balls then learned what they where doing and they told him that he could to so He started to nut squeeze me and my friends joined in taking turns all night to squeeze my nuts.
by Biggest brain December 11, 2022
mugGet the Nut squeezemug.

Deez nuts

"deez tried to steal my clothes"
"who's deez?"
"deez nuts HAHA"
by poogling July 27, 2021
mugGet the Deez nutsmug.

Nuts

Someone or something that is acting crazy or un-intelligent.
That sack o' sumthin you got between your legs.
That guy's nuts. I mean look at him.
Ow! You hit my nuts!
by bozoballs69 April 14, 2022
mugGet the Nutsmug.

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