by goofy hippo April 27, 2022
Squirrels are known to enjoy monkey nuts, which are basically peanuts in their shells. The shells provide a bit of a challenge for the squirrels to crack open and get to the tasty peanut inside. It's like a fun snack and a puzzle for them at the same time!
by ανόητη ώρα July 29, 2024
“Monkey Nuts” is a term used mostly in the Detroit, MI area and is slang for a dual drum magazine clip known as “C-Mag” (short for century magazine) that holds 100 rounds, most used on AR-15 and GLOCK models
by ELyrik313 May 14, 2021
To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
by unbuttonedblaisereunited April 27, 2016
A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A
PREHENSILE TAIL ???
PREHENSILE TAIL ???
by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020
Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.
Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
by WhatEvenIsLifeWhyDoesItExist May 13, 2017