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Hustle Your Tits

When a woman is taking a really long time to do something and you need her to hurry up.

Can also be used with overweight men.
*Thirty minutes late to a surprise party*

Man: What are you doing?
Woman: Fixing my hair.
Man: Well hustle your tits babe!
by RandomlyVanrooy July 22, 2010
mugGet the Hustle Your Titsmug.

You and your hemorrhoids

A derogative term to address the party to which you speak. It implies that the subject- that is, your fellow converser- is suffering from a nasty medical condition. For multiple, see you and your sluts
You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my face before I ream your ass!
by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004
mugGet the You and your hemorrhoidsmug.

sheath your sword

"Damn Bruh sheath your sword."
"I'm not sheathin my sword till 3am tonight baby."
by RawrXD123 March 3, 2017
mugGet the sheath your swordmug.

Chalupa your ass

When the only Mexican in a group of friends or enemies beats you at whatever activity is going on.
Mexican: "I'm about to Chalupa your ass!"
by JABH October 13, 2010
mugGet the Chalupa your assmug.

Slow your log

having to stop in the middle of taking a big dump because your mom makes you stop so she can go to work.
Hey, slow your log, i need to get ready for work , im late!!
by ScratchAndBurn February 22, 2010
mugGet the Slow your logmug.

Pop Your Leg

A threat that is meant to sound intimidating yet it comes across as comical.
Person 1: dude pop that guy's uncrustable
Person 2: I'll pop your leg
by Alan Chin May 10, 2019
mugGet the Pop Your Legmug.

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