Bump time

The time for one or a group to snort drugs

Erika was coming down so she asked Tony if it was bump time.

by Scooter3412 March 21, 2022

Michigan time

A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.

Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.

When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.

by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022

Rachel Time

the best time ever! when a Rachel is your new best friend and you just can't contain your happiness

Person 1: is that Rachel?
Person 2: yes its Rachel Time

by urmom.com72 March 22, 2022

Spend Time With the Dying Dog

People will say that they can't spend time with somebody because they are about to leave so what's the point, but the counter argument is imagine you had a dying dog. Would you leave it all alone or would you spend as much time as you could with it.

Hey man just because she's leaving doesn't mean you shouldn't see her. Spend time with the dying dog bro.

by Caders21 March 23, 2022

Farrto Times

A literal goat 🐐

Woah he's such a farrto times

by NiggerAalex March 23, 2022

its not social time at wendys

this is a phrase that Terry owns

*people talking during class*
me: "its not social time at wendys"

by hmokhmo March 24, 2022

African Ron Time

The only time that ever supersedes standard time African time, and is consistently longer. But always considered to be forgiven due to the person.
Lastly, can be sped up, when bought an alcoholic beverage!

1:They are late again.
2:Again? They’re on African time?
1:No, no, African Ron time.
2:That’s okay, I’ll call them, they’ll be here in five if I get them a beer!

by RonSharkey March 26, 2022