cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.

Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"

by elephantjosh December 12, 2015

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

Cheese Louise

Serving the cunt of Louise stuffed with mozzarella Parmesan and cheddar and American and pepper jack and American and ‘merica and a side of cheddarsnutsinyomouth and another side of clit-aura-s

Waitress: you ordered a cheese Louise?

You:with cheddarsnutsinyomouth on the side😙👍

Waitress: one LIPlicking good meal!

by Logan hugil January 24, 2025

Cheese

The combination of a man’s urine and semen making a sticky and slimy substance. Also known as “nutpiss”.

I was wanking my willy the other day and I had to piss so I accidentally released a big load of cheese.

by Peter Pumpsisdik November 15, 2017

Cheese yo chip

The mexican way of let me nut on yo dick

Aye baby let me cheese yo chip

by CheeseYoChip March 26, 2025

cheese on an icebreaker

"how much cheese is on an icebreaker" was said by nixlekk on 10/19/22 while trying to repeat what her brother asked her.

"how much cheese on an icebreaker" 3.1415926

by raydzlover69 October 19, 2022

Chopped cheese

A person(usually a girl) who is ugly and unattractive.

She is chopped cheese.

by The rattler March 12, 2025