My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

by Handle100 August 08, 2023

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Spread her like butter

she's too delicious to contain.

In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!

by Pikla August 10, 2018

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Laid that in real smooth-like

I set you up… probably years or decades in advance. Sorry, & yet I am really not sorry 🤷 ♂️

Takanori Gomi lost to Nick Diaz via GogoPlota!
Yep; he Laid that in real smooth-like.

by WeAreUFC June 21, 2025

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Most likely to become a drug addict

Something realistic you don't see in a high school yearbook, even if it would help people prepare for reality. A few other ones you don't see are most likely to become a transvestite, most likely to commit suicide, most likely to become a gunman or mass murderer, and most likely to take money from classmates (legally or illegally).

He/she was voted Most likely to become a drug addict by his/her peers in high school.

by Solid Mantis January 22, 2021

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