by isadora malcom i'm 7yr old November 18, 2017
Get the Urban dictionarymug. A dictionary made by funny people
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
eg: Awooga
When your jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, you pull chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out and you slam any plates, bowls or silverware, whistle loudly AND fireworks shoot from top of head, pant loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipe comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clear your throat, straighten tie and comb hair.
*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
by: OnionStrange
Jenna: Urban Dictionary is kinda funny
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
Elebale: What is Urban Dictionary ??
Delaware: You dont know Urban Dictionary ?
by æææææææææ December 20, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. a website that (i think) was intended for people to share slang and funny words they made up but now it's just something about sex and everyone has horibal speling and really need Grammarly.
me: types "shark" in urban dictionary.
Urban dictionary: a way of sex in which a girl eats a man's dick
Urban dictionary: a way of sex in which a girl eats a man's dick
by DATBOOMGUY April 2, 2020
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. It is a website for definitions but people decide to make normal stuff weird. For example, penguin. People say its something sexual even though it is just and animal in antartica. bruh.🤦 ♀️🤦 ♀️
Person: Let me check Urban dictionary for a definition.
*searches up something*
Person: why is the meaning sexual?
*searches up something*
Person: why is the meaning sexual?
by ඞd€lie-teh-p3ngu¡n April 24, 2022
Get the Urban dictionarymug. Give me the dictionary *give a book called dictionary* i prefer the real dictionary *pulls out webster's dictionary* No the real dictionary *pulls up urban dictionary* Perfection
I looked up school on urban dictionary it said hell. Then i looked up hell it said school. This is why it is the best dictionary.
by DopesterDude September 27, 2019
Get the Urban Dictionarymug. by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje September 3, 2021
Get the Urban dictionarymug. A cool nigga who has got lots of bitches in his Dm and he don't do drugs but he always trips like he on crystal meth and he don't play dead baby jokes with no mother fucker .
Hoe 1:Yo bitch, do you fucking see what I see? Holycrap that's corby urban .
Hoe 2: shit cuh, imma go eat his ass right now , suck his dick and balls . Oh and imma get him to dig the fuck outta lubyass pussy .
Hoe 2: shit cuh, imma go eat his ass right now , suck his dick and balls . Oh and imma get him to dig the fuck outta lubyass pussy .
by Cobby_Linn August 30, 2021
Get the corby urbanmug.