cat

evil warlords who wish only for the suffering of others.

Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.

random person 1: hey do you wanna see my pet cat?
random person 2: *vanishes*

by just_a_bored_person March 9, 2021

Cat Bagel

The form cats take when powering up to take over the world, usually noticeable by the h o l e in the middle. However, they sit on their lazy asses and not do it, and sleep.

Awww.... look at that cat in a Cat Bagel...

by KelTheMaster September 30, 2021

uwu cat

who even made this exist, im gomma kms!!!!!!!!!(/&%+^'+%%&/()=

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by neonpaer March 26, 2025

Cat

A demon

"FASTER" Person A yelled
"IM TRYING!" Person B yelled right after, panting. In a moment of shock person B lost his footing. "PERSON B!"

"It's too late, go without me-" Person B was cut off as the cat slit his throat.

by ABoredWeeb September 2, 2020

Cat

a cute, young and funny girl you’ve ever met <3

I'm so glad I met Cat!
Cat makes me feel good!

by TNC06 November 21, 2021

Cat

a small furry mammal with sword hands that uses you as a slave.

This is my cat, Chuck

by yourchunkycat June 21, 2021

cats and water

(pussy) cat are known to hate water.There's a reason for that its because there allergic i know your probly thinking thats not true but studys have shown that cat dont land on there feet then there water on then and they also hate the water

cats and water are opposites

by torinnn June 16, 2021