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What do you want, a cookie?

A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!

Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 8, 2023
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What

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by noper doodle October 27, 2020
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I wanna see what you get to experience all the time

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.
A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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what the meep

A phrase to use instead of what the fu*k or what the hell
Joe: Did you know that you are reading this in your head?

You: what the Meep
by Meeper Creeper October 30, 2018
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that's what she said

a sentence that can be said after something that is said in bed or has a sexual meaning, even if the person who said it didn't intend it. It's used humorously and often makes people laugh if used correctly. the sentence is taken from the show "The Office" and was often said by the character Michael Scott.
1. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
Michael: "that's what she said."

2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."
by the office fan 124 April 20, 2022
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Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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what up pine

weston: hey rachel
rachel: what
weston: what up pine
by hugfromalyssa April 8, 2023
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