(v.)

Synonym for suicide.
Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die
by Dinkywink June 18, 2021
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Hang a monkey

To ‘hang a monkey’ is the go smoke some joints or hit a bong with your mates
Noel: Oi jai come hang a monkey with me down at the park
Jai: hell yeah, im down
by Claret103747 April 21, 2020
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mimi monkey

a gorilla monkey that is very cooll and verh cool and loves to sleep but doens t sleep but very cool
mimi monkey is my friend
by the official cookie boy December 10, 2022
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monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad
wow your dad is such a monkey dad
by Niyuo August 15, 2017
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Monkey Screecher

A black man with a fat horse cock who screams aggressively during sex. He pounds like a champion but the girls can't get over how much he hollers. The blood curdling howl can turn a girl off in an instant.
She said, "I want to get pounded by Jake, but it is too bad that he is a fucking monkey screecher."
Her friend said, "Yeah but getting railed by that horse cock must feel too good."
by ProfessorMonkey March 28, 2018
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Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.
“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping
by BBunns March 03, 2023
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Monkey Chariot

A Chevrolet Caprice (or like vehicle) that is outfitted with oversized and flashy “rims” with rubber band like tires. Usually also outfitted with twin straight pipe exhaust and some type of livery (M&Ms, Lucky Charms, ect) Most likely to be spotted around tax time.
“Damn my grandma sold her mint condition single owner low miles caprice to Ladarius CrownRoyal Jackson III “

“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town “
by wannabang0 July 17, 2023
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