fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....

Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....

by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023

Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H

My girlfriend is a monkey Tuesday

by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022

Monkey

A term used to describe someone who goes wild, mainly when under the influence.

Did you say James last night? He was such a monkey.

by Monkey McCaul October 14, 2017

Meth Monkey

A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die

You see the meth Monkey at the zoo the other day?

by TrumpsLeftNut July 20, 2023

monkey monk monk

A non easily way to greet someone

Yo wassup monkey monk monk

by anonymous January 22, 2024

grease monkey

a fat greasy american

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"

by Anal_lube_and_rice December 3, 2024

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g

freaky alabama monkey is a nigget

by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023