Funk the monkey

Female masturbation

You know I have to funk the monkey before bed

by Ryan donnyee p December 5, 2025

ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

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Jomeone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water element

by Mouzenu March 13, 2025

Hang a monkey

To ‘hang a monkey’ is the go smoke some joints or hit a bong with your mates

Noel: Oi jai come hang a monkey with me down at the park
Jai: hell yeah, im down

by Claret103747 April 20, 2020

Monkey on the back

A addiction, difficult task, or problem that cant be easily shaken or discarded.

Monkey on the back

Boss put a monkey on my back. Have decide who get laid off.

Tha low life pu th monkee back on EJ. He back on the Her'on agin

An't my Monkey aint my circus - cant help you.

by RedCarl January 21, 2022

Gorilla Monkey Shit

Used By Ichijou Ririka
Use it like an Oji-san would!

“Whoa Kanade that is some Gorilla Monkey Shit!”

by Hoeh? April 10, 2024

Monkey

Sam panter; aged 20, lives in Colchester

Mmmmm monkey

by AlfieTheCodman September 9, 2020