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cum

cum is the liquid that is from the testicles. It is the most important liquid in producing an offsprinf.
We need the cum for child.
by pseudonymistic October 5, 2023
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Cum Witch

A witch who sleeps with men to extract their cum and use it for personal purposes to lengthen her lifespan and attract more men~

Simply put, a person especially woman with high libido hungry for male attention and their cock~
She's just a cum witch, oogling over men.
by Lewdgirlxo June 15, 2024
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Texas Cum Casserole

This special occasion occurs when a person vomits a mix of steak, rolls, potatoes, greens, and cum on their partner's groin after oral sex (Specifically after a steakhouse date).
After our first date, she gave me the ole' Texas Cum Casserole in the bed of my truck.
by Somptin March 30, 2025
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Cum

Why did you go on urban dictionary to find this ok fine i will talk about it.
Cum is when you fucking pee in someones ass and juice comes out!
Example: i will go cum.
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by Dakhel July 19, 2022
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cum

The white shit that cums out my bbc when I’m hella horny
Aw shit, I’m cumming all over my dads car
by CumNigger101 July 8, 2024
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Cum Squat

An act after a *cream pie* where a woman stretches her hips using a standard squat and seminal fluid drops on the floor like a bird poop.
Ew, babe, did you seriously just Cum Squat on my floor?!
by TrashKat93 March 30, 2020
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Pre-Cum Shot

(n): A liquor parlor shot made out of 1/2 vodka, 1/2 RumChata, served in a salted rim shot glass. The etymology of the shot came from a conversation amongst friends when in the hypothetical accident in which one man sticks his dick through a gloryhole and instead of receiving a mouth on the other end, the said penis is actually head-butted by another receiving penis. After a few moments of the two penises rubbing against each other, one (or both) of the man's penis(es) achieve premature ejaculation or pre-cum.

The actual liquor shot combination with the salted rim actually achieves the accumulated taste of a white chocolate pretzel.
Logan (coming back from the men's bathroom): Hey, did you see that hole in the wall in the bathroom? It looks like a gloryhole.

Nick: Yeah, I saw that. Hey, imagine there's two guys each on the opposite sides of that wall and at the same time they stick their dicks through the hole, touching at the same time.

Logan: That's disgusting!

Nick: Even worse, as they accidentally touch dicks, they get a pre-cum.

Logan (gagging to hold back his mouth-puke): We should create a shot of that. Hey, Barry (the bartender). Can we get a 1/2 shot of vodka and a 1/2 shot of RumChata with a salted rim?

Barry (pouring the shots): What do you call these shots?

Nick & Logan: Pre-Cum Shot
by Studs Lonigan III January 21, 2025
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