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Apocalyptic Cats

Cats that start worldwide disaster by wasting all the metal by eating cat food and they eat all the fish so no more marine life and they kill all the rats and mice so there is too many mousetraps and cheese then the humans tred on the moustraps and die and the cats drink all the milk so the cows have to boost production and they get so tired that they die and they are being led by a Cat-aclysmic Cat.
Cat lover: I have 100 Apocalyptic cats and a Cat-aclysmic Cat
Cat hater: Finally! My cat cannon will come in use!
Cat lover: Hey what?? NO!
Cat hater: Yes! They will start apocalypse!
Cat lover: They are my cats, you can't do anything about them.
Cat hater: World War III! Prepare to die sucker!
by Horse Power January 2, 2017
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by lamuel spaing July 24, 2022
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Cat Nippling

Laying 10 Chicken and Cheese Burgers upon your bare chest like cat nipples whilst laying down on a bed.
Then eating them.
I'm going to cat nipple those burgers tonight. I love a good cat nippling.
by Glitter of Gary October 5, 2023
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Cat Out

This party is mid , I'm gonna cat out.
by Sickboy September 17, 2022
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cat teeth

Someone with mostly sharp teeth, like a cat would normally have, or like how a omnivore would usually have
Guy : I cut my tongue with my teeth
Girl : yes, with your cute cat teeth
by EmoKitty2065 September 6, 2016
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Emoji cat heat

Some f6cking kids making these cornballs
The example: emoji cat ocs but r34
X:Wanna make a emoji cat heat video?
Me:Stfu
by 67tuffunc41tuff October 4, 2025
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CAT

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what? that little cat ate all my chicken!
by thedragonhfe October 25, 2019
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