Monkey Gum

An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"

Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?

How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..

by SpecialGaz August 27, 2022

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

MONKEY

MONKEY

MONKEY

by MONKEYedlyederurir September 1, 2022

Monkey

You.

You are a monkey.

by A CatFromAfrica September 2, 2022

Monkey

An ugly male

“That man is a monkey”

by Imthesmartest200876 September 3, 2022

Monkey

Fa'amausili Siosi Watts & Alex

There's A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOOOOOM

by DooDooMan5 September 7, 2022

Earth Monkey

Noun, A synonym for humans on earth. Not to be confused with apes of lower orders.

The earth monkeys learned how to split the atom in 1945.

by ULTIMA123 September 7, 2022