When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.
by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024

A Squeegy Monkey is just another thing to call someone rude, annoying, slow, or dumb. It overall is just a mean thing to call somebody.... this is dumb
by Mr.Checkers August 6, 2021

A INDIVIDUAL THAT IS EXTREMELY PROFICIENT IN THE CLIMBING OF SIGNS & BILLBOARDS etc. SOME @ EXTREME HEIGHTS AND MOVES TO AND FRO WITH SUCH SPEED & PRECISION THAT IT WOULD SEEM THAT THIS OVERLY AGILE PERSON COULD POSSIBLY HAVE A
PREHENSILE TAIL ???
PREHENSILE TAIL ???
by BUNDYPOFF October 15, 2020

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.
"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"
by Hisgirlfriend182 January 10, 2014

A guy who has a bad habit and gets great enjoyment of randomly rubbing his Weinner on anything and everting , laughing like a Japanese little girl , acting like a retard at Chucky Cheese . As he Rockes Out with is cock out .
by Lord Phuck Boy May 18, 2023
