A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.
*Best friends with Major Dick...
*Best friends with Major Dick...
by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010
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by MsJ3ep June 25, 2010
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by blaynmendez June 27, 2010
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by paraquat414 August 25, 2010
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So Becca, how'd your date go?" "Don't fuckin' get me started... he kept trying to get me to "try the long island iced tea" because "they make it really good here". He tipped the bartender to keep putting too much booze in my drinks. Then he offered to pay my cab fare on the condition that I was going back to his apartment. He was such a fucking... sl... d... slouche bag!
by Pretley Sanders August 27, 2010
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