Cheese

You know that stuff most people drank as a baby right? How about you try our new product! Its milk but so fucking rotten and expired and old that it becomes solid. Even the hobo from across the street loves it! Forget milk, THIS IS CHEESE.

Milk: Man cheese is hot, I wish I was as hunky and as handsome as cheese. But I'm not solid.
Cheese: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

by Non-Normie November 24, 2020

Cheesing

When someone is kidding/messing with you.

Are you Cheesing me right now?!

by Bellabooismypet November 15, 2016

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

Sneeze on my cheese

When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad

“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”

“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”

by HQ DLM February 17, 2024

rotonda cheese face

a situation in which everything is very cheesy, and also booshie.

making a puzzle, eating cinamon logs, or opening a newly fresh packaged jacket.

by brett lee December 31, 2004

huffing cheese

Someone that constantly smells or sniffs cheese

That girl over there is always huffing cheese

by CheeseHuffer February 24, 2024

Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

by Dong knots July 16, 2015