Maaws Monkey

A person in the game Arma 3 who sits outside the enemy base (usually in a bush) with an M3 Maaws waiting to blow up anything to leave.

Everyone watch out. There's a Maaws Monkey outside our base.

by yourdonefor October 3, 2022

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you

"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"

by homogaycheese August 30, 2023

bleck monkey

Faisal

Kys Bleck monkey

by adrian23 June 6, 2023

grease monkey

a fat greasy american

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"

by Anal_lube_and_rice December 3, 2024

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

freaky alabama monkey

two little monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off k i s s i n g

freaky alabama monkey is a nigget

by the one and only monkey April 19, 2023