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I’m doing better than you

After five long years, you finally catch up with your cousin. He’s casually chilling on the couch, reading a magazine. When you ask how he’s been, he gives you a smug look and says, “I’m doing better than you.” He repeats this, then sarcastically says, “No, no, no, I’m joking.” But he keeps repeating it. You start to feel bad about yourself.
Example : You: “Hey man, it’s been a while. Long time no see! What have you been up to in life?”

Cousin: “…………I’m doing better than you………..No I’m not………..Yes I am”
by Anonymous annoymous 12345 July 20, 2025
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Doing a William

"Doing a William" is falling asleep on top of the bed naked with your dick in your hand, followed by your roommate entering the room and then takes a photo.
I need my own room so I don't get caught "Doing a William"
by Definitely Not William June 2, 2021
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The under up to do

I just can’t even deal with Greg’s the under up to do
by secretive sexual guru March 9, 2020
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Do you are have stupid

Only true intellectualls use this insult against their lower intelligence foes. When you utter this phrase, the very atoms in your opponents body escape in fear of being obliterated by your overwhelming rizz. All shall fear you, all shall bow and beg for mercy. Now my student. Please be carefull with this power. You could end the world if this is utilised incorrecly. Go. Fly and destroy all the Skibidis, then we can be free.
P1:Your a fucking idiot
P2:*You'r
P1:That's not how y-
P2:DID I ASK
P1:I appologise, you are truly a master of the arts
P1:But, even still
P1:You are not strong enough
P2:Shush, I end you now
P1:HA HA HA, DO YOU ARE HAVE S T U P I D

P2:NANI
P2 lierally gets atomised

Do you are have stupid urban dictonary, I already used the word. Right up there. Well Do you are have stupid is here now. Did you hear that I said the thing.
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023
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HOW DO I RUN

A quote said by very WEIRD people who DON'T KNOW HOW TO RUN?
Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
by someone who fondles farts. August 2, 2024
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