Cat

not a dog

dude that cat is not a dog

by nickbomb77 December 15, 2017

cat

a big fat football with fur and knives hating all that crosses its path with night vision willing to attack at any second

The cat tried to kill me in my sleep

by superhappy fortnite May 6, 2021

crash 'n' cat-yowl

Da hilarious off-screen sound-effect dat is dubbed in post-production, and which follows a scene where someone carelessly/irritably tosses a fairly-heavy/bulky object over his shoulder or off to da side.

If a homeowner is in da habit of flippantly lobbing sizeable items away from himself, you would think dat his house-pets would have long ago gotten used to it, and so there should be little reason for da classic "crash 'n' cat-yowl" dat is often heard accompanying said mindless hurlings.

by QuacksO July 22, 2021

shave my cat

Shaving the vagina

Hey Rob you wanna help me shave my cat later?

by Theebouj November 19, 2017

Cat

A cat is a domestic animal that typically has ears and a tail. It is just a cat.

Person 1: What breed is your dog?
Person 2: My dog is an Australian Shepherd. What breed is your cat?
Person 1: orange.

by Littlelongdresson December 31, 2022

Cat-Person Syndrome

Also known as autism.

"You have Cat-Person Syndrome."
"Where did my family go. what is going on."

by AlephSue December 13, 2022

XL Bully Cat

A Breed Of Cat Between Sphinx Cat And Munchkin Cat That Breeds In 2024 By American Breeder

John : mom, can we get a cat?
Mom : yes son, what breed did you want?
John : XL Bully Cat.
Mom : shut the fuck up you little Johnny

by Naufalicious November 30, 2024