A New Jerssian Bastard is the fake job of a person 17 years old or younger that lives in New Jersey. This is usually in response to a online sugar mommy or daddy that is offering money when they ask for your job/profession.
F1 “ Yo this chick Mary is tryin to send 1k a week but she asking for my job. What should I say?”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
F2 “ Idk say your a miner.”
F1 “ Nah I’ma tell her I’m a professional New Jerssian Bastard.”
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Get the new jerssian bastard mug.An uncommon form of birth control. When used by a male he will never be able to make a woman pregnant.
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Get the New year new me mug.Made popular by Netflix’s Girls5Eva, a New York lonely boy is a son born to older parents who’s more comfortable around adults than kids.
They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
They are all over the city, eating sushi and usually wear a fedora, high-giving a doorman. His sibling is the city!
Hey, why is Mike always high-fiving doormen across the city?
Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
Ooh, Mike! He’s a New York lonely boy. No brother, no sister. Just one little lonely mister!
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by Graystripe November 21, 2016
Get the new-age scene girl mug.When you make bread/dough, but instead of using oil you use your semen, you bake two slices of it and emit as much bodily fluids/solids on one slice as you can, and put the other piece of bread over it, which is then shared between you and your significant other.
Ken: "Bro, my girl is so fun, we just made a Papua New Guinean Sandwich together"
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."
Chris: "Damn bro, did you guys eat it?"
Ken: "Nah I just fed it to the dog."
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1- wasting time
2- trying to come up or
3 - start something ending bad
4 something nothing new
5 hoping for options
1- wasting time
2- trying to come up or
3 - start something ending bad
4 something nothing new
5 hoping for options
Jeff and friend were
"going places nothing new" again last night trying to get in to something ! Haha
"going places nothing new" again last night trying to get in to something ! Haha
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