Jack Avery

a really hot guy who has noodles on his head. He is really short but still taller than you, so RELATIONSHIP GOALS.

relationship status: in a relationship with Zach Herron
#jachary

”DUDE I WANT JACK AVERY TO FUCK ME UPSIDE DOWN”

”GIRL SAME”

by Jacks sideho July 6, 2018

Tapped Jack

A cigarette with it’s filter moistened and dipped in cocaine. Sometimes freebase cocaine is mixed with the tobacco inside the cigarette.

“You tryna spark up a Tapped Jack? This shit’s insane!”

by charles troj July 6, 2018

Jack in the box

When a guy jacks off in a box

Damn did you see Dave jack in the box

by Brady click July 7, 2018

Schmapple Jacked

When one is schmapple jacked it means they are tripping hard on DXM also known as: Triple C, cough syrup (not codeine). Can also just be a word used to refer to tripping hard in general. Can also be used in it's present participle form as schmapple jacking or cut short as schmappled.

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

"Dude you look so schmapple jacked right now"

"Yea that's three bottles of cough syrup. I'm getting schmappled tonight."

by Amorino delfino July 14, 2018

Jacks

£5 worth of weed

yeah my g can i get a jacks, one of my fivers blew away

by andrewtuna July 18, 2018

Jack

Very queer person that likes large penis in his ass

Fuck Jack.

by Fatoldgoose July 19, 2018

Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.

Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.

by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018