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Piss me through the phone

The act of peeing loudly while talking to your friend on speaker phone. The person on the other end of the conversation will most definitely try to convince themselves it was a drinking fountain.
Ellie: *pssssssss* so, you wanna hang out later?
Molly: Sure... what's that noise?
Ellie: Oh nothing.
Molly: I'm hoping thats a drinking fountain. Don't piss me through the phone, dude.
by greoee October 1, 2011
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me my mo-mugly

Man 1: "Dude, I couldn't even pop a bone. That chick was fugly."
Man 2: "Me my mo-mugly."
by Beef Jerkin April 18, 2004
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Shoot Me My Round

Requesting a fight; or confrontation.
by Mr.Monsta March 12, 2011
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fuck me harder daddy

A word usally used during sexual intercourse aka sex when your partner doesnt feel that your penisnis going in deep enough they say fuck me harder daddy
Uh oh yeah i dont like it fuck me harder daddy!
by Penisgaylover April 14, 2017
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show me your titties

Sentence used in Chapelle's show, while impersonating Rick James.
by luis peter July 29, 2006
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You Ain't the Boss of Me!

It is what bad-ass rebels say to an authority figure when they tell them to do something. God, you guys are so cool. I hate you.
Mrs. Klingensmith: Now Nick, don't smoke pot behind church that's very disrespectful.

Nick, the bad-ass: You ain't the boss of me!

Mrs. Klingensmith: Give me the joint, bitch!
by Ivana Yamama May 2, 2009
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Bitch make me a Sammich

A better way of saying "Bitch make me a Sandwich", often followed by a bitch slap
by Taylorthetaylonator January 1, 2010
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