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Cum Turd

The phrase “Cum Turd” refers to when you take a dump and feel way better afterwards.
“Dude, I just laid a major cum turd in the guest bathroom. I feel like I just lost ten pounds.”
by 0s0r0 December 6, 2024
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CUM

im gunna cum inside of you
by thecummeyestoflords May 25, 2022
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21 Cum Salute

Noun. Derivative form of the "21 Gun Salute" given when a popular pornstar, insta-hoe, or other girl in the sex industry sadly dies.
Damn my favorite onlyfans hoe died last week. I'll bust out a 21 Cum Salute in her honor.
by Duke, PhD January 23, 2025
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Cum

White stuff you put in your tea or food to make it taste better
"would you like some cum in your tea?" "yes please" "okay you may need to wait."
by mikudayo April 14, 2023
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kentucky cum shot

When you jerk off in a KFC bathroom, but before you finish you run out to the dining area and blow your load on the nearest bucket of fried chicken.
I was excited about eating fried chicken at KFC, but instead some guy gave me a kentucky cum shot
by Nbrose333 March 12, 2025
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Cum Stack

A Cum Stack is a mass of largely agreeing opinions that are discussed to inflate the ego of the ones own ego. Cum Stacking is the act of creating a Cum Stack
Person one: “oh my days the fuck was that work meeting, waste of time
Person two: “yeah literally , what a cum stack”
by Cum_Stacker_69 November 23, 2021
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Forever Cum

To climax and cum inside of a forever box "coffin"
Dude if I die it better be to "Forever Cum" with her in her forever box!
by FrankNsteinGtr August 30, 2021
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