Check my footwork

Sayin to look at sombody's Shoes

"Check my footwork im walkin pretty"

by Johnny'Boi February 26, 2006

flip my mattress

to temporarily or permanently change one's sexual preference

ie: a straight girl says, "I'd definitely flip my mattress for her!"

by ToniG March 4, 2009

stick it in my ass

its when u stick it (your dick) in someones ass

Girl : Stick it in my ass baby
Boy : Okay

by Kurt Is A nigger June 24, 2017

wet my beard

Crude way for a female to express her desire to go for a piss!

Im just off to Wet my Beard

by SWesty March 24, 2004

Heaven in my mouth

1. When something tastes so OVER-THE-TOP delicious, that it can only be compared to heaven (in your mouth of course).

2. Can also be used seductively while eating delicious food as a double entendre to imply that you are good at giving head and that if you were to perform fellatio on a certain someone it would be heaven for him (in your mouth).

1. "Mmmmmm....This mac and cheese is like heaven in my mouth!"

2. Girl: "Mmmmmm... This ice cream cake is heaven in my mouth!"
Guy: *gets an erection*

by secretmjg March 18, 2010

My Baby Goose

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.

You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you, my baby goose.

by Lewellen April 29, 2011

Burning my nuts

when something or someone is getting on your nerves.

Listening to that girls high pitched voice is burning my nuts.

by soggysammich June 17, 2010