Vegas Fogelberg is not only a man, he is a god amongst other humans. With his pig-powers and his big backhead nothing is able to stop him from stealing your girl. If you find a Vegas Fogelberg you must NOT call him by his nicknames "Vegas Fogelskit", "Vegbert" or "Galaxing". If you call him any of these nicknames you are in GREAT DANGER! He might seem scary at first but when you get to know him you will get all the girls in the world by just by being in his presence.
Vegas Fogelberg doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Vegas Fogelberg said, “Say Please.”
Once he looked up and his backhead created the pacific ocean.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Vegas Fogelberg said, “Say Please.”
Once he looked up and his backhead created the pacific ocean.
by Gustav Larson February 3, 2025

by Ethabmen May 28, 2025

When a programmer submits a large code change Friday night before leaving on vacation that breaks the mainline build.
*Monday Morning
Developer: "There are a bunch of changes that broke the build; looks like Paul's changes from Friday night. It's pretty complicated, 32 files changed. We should let him know so he fix it."
Developer Lead: "No can do. He pulled a Vegas check in and is on vacation for next 2 weeks, we'll have to rollback the change."
Developer: "There are a bunch of changes that broke the build; looks like Paul's changes from Friday night. It's pretty complicated, 32 files changed. We should let him know so he fix it."
Developer Lead: "No can do. He pulled a Vegas check in and is on vacation for next 2 weeks, we'll have to rollback the change."
by anonymous December 15, 2022

When a suspicious or questionable officiating call in a sports game drastically alters the momentum or outcome of a game in a way that prevents any semblance of integrity for the game, but allows the sportsbooks to pocket all the money from the lost bets as a result of the altered outcome. Became a popular phrase after the NFL embraced gambling, following a favorable US Supreme Court ruling in 2018, and then the NFL broke the record for the most one-score games in a season, a couple years later.
Announcer: They called holding on the left tackle to erase the 53 yard gain, but I don’t know Jim, I didn’t see anything there warranting a penalty.
Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?
Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.
Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?
Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.
Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.
by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 29, 2024

by Dis December 11, 2019

When a girl takes a shit on the length of someone’s penis. Then another man sticks his penis on top of it. After this, the woman eats the penis’s and shit.
Mason: “hey, my girlfriend wants to do a Las Vegas Sandwich with us, you in?
Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”
Calvin: “fuck no, I like having a penis”
by CalvinsLeftNut January 2, 2024
