"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
Becomes:
"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004
Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.
by The Fuzz May 17, 2004
Get the I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger todaymug. When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
Get the Dildo Disasster Tuesdaymug. Tuesdays are creative, resilient, extremely social and loyal. They are named after a day of the week that provides relief and optimistic opportunities to do as one pleases. Tuesday is not taken seriously by those with shallow intellect. Tuesday is beloved by those who bare witness to the caring, funny and beautiful qualities she possesses. Always adorable and often fierce. Never underestimate or double cross a Tuesday. They are amazing allies but also naturally talented foes.
by Lovejones8739 November 24, 2021
Get the Tuesdaymug. By FAR the most irrelevant day of the week. Everyone always overlooks Tuesday and says Monday is the worst, but at least on Monday it isn’t immediate max effort and work like on Tuesdays. At least on Mondays you are usually at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend, unlike Tuesdays, where you get the devastating realization that the weekend is still so far away, unlike how you can at least still be able to ease into the week like on Mondays.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Purpose of each day of the week:
Monday: The start of the working week.
Wednesday: The halfway point.
Thursday: Friday Eve.
Friday: The end of the working week.
Saturday: The main day off.
Sunday: Monday Eve.
Tuesday: Serves literally zero purpose.
Amigo 1: Hey man, why are you pissed?
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
Amigo 2: It’s Tuesday. Therefore, we’re back to back to really working, unlike Monday where we were at least somewhat refreshed from the weekend.
Amigo 1: That’s understandable, Tuesdays suck.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain October 23, 2024
Get the Tuesdaymug. a social gathering of friends at Denise's on a Tuesday
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag
each friend plans dinner once, takes charge of the stove but makes others cut the onions
a few bottles of wine are shared, occasionally the group has cocktails
the evening ends in conversations way too deep for a Tuesday night, a dance party or someone falling asleep on a beanbag
Natalie: Can we go to Lidl? I need to get stuff for the Gnocchi for Tuesday Dinner.
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?
Marina: Yes! Is Joe making cocktails?
by denisez April 18, 2021
Get the Tuesday Dinnermug. by birdshat December 3, 2009
Get the Tuesdaymug.