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Often loud and brash, but sometimes smooth and seductive, a Trumpet is usually the most noticeable instrument in the band. Whether trying to be the lead, or gathering alongside fellow players, a Trumpet is always the first to jump into a jam. Overconfident, easy to hear, and impressive at repeating others’ past riffs, they sometimes suffer from being unable (or otherwise unwilling) to harmonize with others.

Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.
“Wow, we were all having an intelligent political conversation until that Trumpet showed up.”

“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”

“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
“Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
“Betty White.”
Trumpet by exbtyler November 22, 2021

Trumpett 

Trump fan who feels entitled to spew right wing political opinion.
Trumpetts attacked and infiltrated The Capital!
Trumpett by waketardy February 27, 2022
Any person who plays the trumpet will say it’s the greatest invention to ever exist… Every other instrument knows better though.
Non-band kid: hey isn’t that trumpet cool!?
Everyone else: no.
A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments
Trumpet by jobug0228 June 7, 2022

Trumpet Butt 

When someone farts.

It’s a polite way to highlight someone’s flatulence.
(Someone farts). “Calm down trumpet butt
Trumpet Butt by Sapio Peach August 2, 2022

Trumpet Trunks

One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants
She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!