Flabbergasted Skittles

When your scared as frick
Omg, when she jumped scared me, I was Flabbergasted Skittles!
by gibbymaller November 18, 2018
mugGet the Flabbergasted Skittlesmug.
A quote to be used when really confused. Just like a chameleon would be confused on what color to change into if it got stuck inside a Skittles bag, you are also confused as hell. You're a loser if you say something as simple as "I'm confused"
Sarah: 2 + 2 = 5

Alexis: I'm as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bag
by Spencerrrrrrrrr008 February 18, 2022
mugGet the as confused as a chameleon stuck inside a Skittles bagmug.

shittle my skittle

An expression used to convey amusement, lack of interest, or contempt in a conversation. Particularly if the speaker and/or recipient of the expression has done something to merit the use of the term.
"Hey James, you remember frat party we went to last night?"
"Yoo, I swear Gavin that party was awesome! By the way, what happened to that baddie you were talking to?"
"Bro, she literally asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. I wasn't about to turn that down, ya know what I'm saying?"
"Well shittle my skittle, if I didn't go to that other girl's dorm, I could've joined you and we could've been tunnel brothers."

"Yoo Gavin, why is the teacher so annoying?"
"I don't know James, I honestly can't wait to be don-"
"Are you talking in my class?"
"WELL SHITTLE MY SKITTLE, HOW ELSE ARE WE GOING TO COMMUNICATE?! USING SIGN LANGUAGE?!" *Flips off teacher*
by A_nonspicy_pickel March 15, 2023
mugGet the shittle my skittlemug.

Bag of skittles

Most commonly associated with being A faggot
Hey did you see terry he had a rainbow 🌈 in his bio he is definitely a “bag of skittles
by Kahnboi November 6, 2023
mugGet the Bag of skittlesmug.

Skittles and rose petals

A code name for sex after prom, homecoming, or any other dance event
DAVE: Me and Jess are gonna have Skittles and rose petals tonight

JOHN: Woaaaahhhh nice dude
*bro five*
by Azur3Inferno July 6, 2018
mugGet the Skittles and rose petalsmug.

Floor Skittle

both fruity and disgusting, gay/lesbian form of insult that usually is referring to the person who brings up how they have sex or others who bring up that the person has sex
you know what i ment you fucking floor skittle
by TedBunn3 March 29, 2023
mugGet the Floor Skittlemug.

skittle pass

The skittle pass is a sacred not. It is only ever given to one verbally. Once a straight man/woman is given this pass, they may use the word(s) faggot/fag. Once they say it the pass is gone until given again.

(one may only give one the pass if they as a man have sucked dick and swallowed, or a women has had sex with another woman)
(Gay person): I give you the skittle pass
(Kyle): YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING FAGGOTS!

(A shift in the force occurs)
by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer July 27, 2023
mugGet the skittle passmug.

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