mexican sponge

The blanket used while hooking up in the backseat of a car to soak of the juices. Inevitably it's the Mexican throw blanket found for sale on the side of the road.

It was a good thing I had my Mexican sponge in the backseat because my girlfriend totally squirted all over the place and I didn't want that be soaked up in the upholstery.

by MexicanSponge September 24, 2016

Fun Sponge

Someone who soaks up all of the fun.

Matthew - that Logan is a real fun sponge isn't he?

Yannick - yeah a real egg.

by jonathon marathot October 25, 2019

Sponge

A discord admin who has traded his sleep for Ape $ex Legends.

Quit being a sponge - stop apex and go to sleep

by Intention_01 April 16, 2022

Sponge

To bust a bunch of holes in anything, usually a house. Most likely using a gun.

1: That guy fucked me over some money!
2: Let's sponge his house.
1: Got my gat with me, let's go.

by BloodFactory June 12, 2015

Spong

One who is ridiculously stupid

He thought the football results came up after the weather, what a spong

by Mega sen December 10, 2017

Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris

This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake

by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017

Squirt Sponge

The part of a man’s beard directly below his lips. Necessary for soaking up all of the love juices during an adventorous oral sex session.

Mary was thankful for Brian’s squirt sponge, it made cleanup a breeze.

by BillyBarou February 27, 2024