When you strip down to just a tshirt, roll out to Nip' and tuck Farm and roll around in cow shit while a drunk, disgruntled old man joins with you reciting old Western one liners and bake out in the sun.
Fuck nig, I gata work on my farmer's tan...right after I finish this aerosol can...Want to hit this? No? Pussy. Watch this, one can, one take...
by Sharleen May 25, 2006
look at that guy, he is a sea gull farmer.
by Mr. gull May 03, 2004
Farmer's daughter syndrome is what girls have when they are prevented from getting attention from guys while they are growing up. This causes them to act "easy" or "desperate" since they have no relationship experience and will make them fall in love with the first man they come across. Attractive women of this nature are common in guy's fantasies, but rare in real life.
Guy 1:I was out in rural Wyoming last week and slept with this girl who acted like she's never seen a man in her life. It was awesome.
Guy 2: Dude she totally had Farmer's daughter syndrome.
Guy 2: Dude she totally had Farmer's daughter syndrome.
by Campy McGoo April 08, 2011
by Abbot September 17, 2003
by Russell February 25, 2005
A really stupid person. This term is taken from a story of Polish farmers who planted cheerios in the ground expecting to later harvest donuts.
by Stu Manito August 20, 2006
Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.
by Johnny Sanders January 20, 2020