Teaest of the tea

When you got some REAL drama, the things where the tea is BOILING 🥵

Most VSCO girls use this when their suuuuper excited
Girl- yo I got the teaest of the tea
Girl 2- no way, spilllllllll
by BasicVschoe August 29, 2019
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Purple tea

Purple tea is a potent mixture of psychedelic mushrooms and tea, most commonly used when there has been a large harvest of mushrooms. Tea is a good way to consume a large dose quickly
1. Billy: "you guys coming clubbing tonight."

Bud: "nahh mate, we've been hitting the Purple tea all afternoon, social events are out of the question."

2. Beven: "I think I just discovered the meaning of the universe."

Suzy: "me to!"

Beven: "word! lets drink some more purple tea so we can further discuss this discovery through telepathy"
by Father Worthington October 18, 2010
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Tea-swizzle

Another name for tea (gossip).
Tea-swizzle man.
by wantaspritecranberry January 10, 2019
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sea tea

The fan made daughter of Mugman and Cala Maria
Sea Tea is the main character of the fanfic One More Deal
by TheRealMugman October 05, 2020
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Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.
Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.
by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022
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Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It is that time of the month. Once you have cum inside her, she dismounts and leaves a serving of cream & jam on your scrotum. She then licks your balls while you urinate.
During the vineyard tour, Phil pulled his whinging, horny girlfriend aside and gave her a Devonshire tea.
by Philthehole July 24, 2022
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Piss tea

When you have to piss really bad and you piss on some tea
Bill: oh cwaka waka I gots 2 piss
Jim: just make piss tea
by Urinal_goblin December 24, 2020
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