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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.
I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.
by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023
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ship of thesaurus

a tactic often used by plagiarists in order to hide the fact that theyre plagiarizing

the ship of thesaurus takes an original text, and either switches the order of the words around, or uses synonyms and big, intelligent sounding words words to obfuscate the original text.
in a sentence
harris: dude you copied my essay
james: i switched the words around its fine
harris: classic ship of thesaurus argument

in action
chris: this game is good
filip: this playable experience is enjoyable
chris: kill yourself
by DackJaniels April 8, 2024
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Ship Whip

"Ship Whip" means when you see 2 people and you think there compatible for each other or good together you tend to "Ship whip" them whenever you see them together, and for short "Ship"
i *ship whip* jaiden animation and Odd1sout
by xAkixx January 19, 2019
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ships

Slang term meaning to relate to all kinds of relationships from person to person to sexual relationships to relationships to object to spirituality to angelic and demonic to god and devil to scientific to education to street to
Criminal to legit to environmental to anything
by rafael e Reyes June 10, 2018
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ship stat

Short for ‘Relationship Status’. The status of one’s current relationship (single, in a relationship, it’s complicated, divorced, separated, etc).
Damn, that guy is hot. Do you know his ship stat?”
by jjjosh April 22, 2018
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East Coast Shipping

After a sale is made, buyer is responsible for physically obtaining the product(s) from seller that in no way inconveniences the buyer. East Coast Shipping (ECS) may be an option when making an online purchase.
When I bought a pair of Lee jeans on ebay, I chose East Coast Shipping since I got to make an awesome road trip out of it.
by Liska February 25, 2008
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bloated ship

The act of docking but the docker pees inside the dockee's foreskin.
My boy, Arthur was acting up, so I gave him a bloated ship and there was pee everywhere.
by Dardem December 4, 2023
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