racing a snail

Getting something done on time.

Completing this homework was like racing a snail.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 29, 2022

Gary The Snail

The act of a woman rubbing her wet vagina on a mans body from neck to penis leaving a residue like Gary the snail.

Can't wait for her to Gary The Snail my chest.

by ReaperJK April 30, 2021

Snailed it

doing the bare minimum but still succeeding

Carolyn: How’d that apes test go?
Abby: Didn’t even study and got an A! Snailed it😤

by bops of words May 11, 2018

snail pussy

a WAP that’s always a little juicy (if you were to drag it around there would be a trail)

I don’t like going commando because I have a snail pussy

by tummypit January 19, 2024

snail pail

A pussy that is full of yeast !!

I was going to go down on Her , but then I caught a whiff of that snail pail

by Jax 420 February 08, 2024

Shitload of snails

Just like a flock of geese or a pack of wolves, the term “shitload” is used to define three or more snails.

Hey Paul, did you see that shitload of snails crossing the road?

by Gotcha126 December 24, 2017

snail position

The snail position is an awkward position of two beings where one of them sticks their tongue down the other individual's ass while doing sexual intercourse. (only for very flexible people)

Gee! I can stretch! Let's commence in the snail position!

by Xello101 February 22, 2015