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Simpson

A name that you give someone that is a simp or partakes in simp activities with the hoes.
Jackson is a simp…. I’m going to start calling him Simpson because he’s down bad.
by Youalreadyknowhoitis January 7, 2022
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Guy Simpson 3

Guy the Third is excessively tall. He is allergic to bees, trees and grass, so essentially all of nature itself. Guy is very creative and intelligent. He has a lovely smile and is great at filmmaking, editing and color-coding spreadsheets (even when it's unnecessary). Guy is devoted to his partner and cats as well as his Mentor, Brian (who is an immortal badass). Guy sometimes hears things differently than how it is told to him. Probably a bi-product of millennialism. But all in all, he is a great Guy. He literally is Guy.
What's with all these colors on the spreadsheet? You really Guy Simpson 3 (Guy'd) the shit out of them.
by Bwian The First November 29, 2021
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The Simpsons

A god forsaken tv show with zero continuity that’s been airing for 3 fucking decades. My dad watched this as a teenager and he is in his 50s now. I mean seriously, is Homer that interesting of a character? Who actually watches this shit??
Ricky- Did you catch the Simpsons last night?
Chase- No.
by Janny478 March 15, 2024
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simpson

if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now
boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”

boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”
by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020
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Simpson Zhao

1: Synonym for the word "GOAT", which stands for "The Greatest Of All Time".

2: An Awesome Individual who shares a great musical ability despite being extremely humble.
1: John is such a humble individual!! He is totally Simpson Zhao!

2: Henry is so good at Piano!! he sure is Simpson Zhao on the piano
by Jamesyuan111 August 12, 2025
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Bart Simpson

When u rip your cart (Bart) until your absolutely fried aka turning into Bart Simpson
Brooooo I’m fuckin Bart Simpson right now
by Daddy whore November 28, 2022
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Simpson

A Simpson is one one that has a considerably smaller TV than the average alpha male.
“Nice TV, how big is it?”
- it’s 55” mate..
“Haha! Proper tiny that. Right Simpson”
by Mcaw birdman August 22, 2024
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