Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.

He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.

by TableFerret May 2, 2025

Seal-Yates

Claims all the lost female souls from quiet rural areas in the midlands. Does to them what he pleases and has them begging for more. Only to quietly dismiss them from his layer the next morning. The females then have nowhere to turn but the Winking Frog, in hope to again one day meet the Seal-Yates and again extract the magic they once received from the beast itself.

To seal-yates the rural victems of the night

by Fitueys November 12, 2021

Red Seal

The ring of lipstick a woman leaves after preforming oral sex

That chick left me with a red seal

by becky02 May 28, 2025

soapy seal

When your dick is glazed in so much cum your sex partner can't even feel it.

Girl:is it in yet I can't feel it?
Boy: ya, I just have a soapy seal.

by Filelton October 6, 2016

Seal Team Six

The most high ranked navy team and one of the most trained teams of all time. They are always to get the task done.
There is a game based on them it is called Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege. There are unlimited books based on seal team six, and most of them written by Tom Clancy.

Person 1: Hey did you know that Seal Team Six is one of the best teams there is.

Person 2: No, what is Seal Team Six?

Person 1:play this game called Rainbow Six Siege and find books written by Tom Clancy.

Person 2: I will check them out.

by Golden mama October 15, 2017

flex Seal challenge

The Incredibly Popular Internet Challenge in which participants attempt to completely seal their asshole tight, and then attempt to shit.

Bro, Did you see that sick flex seal challenge video by Logan Paul? it was almost as good as the forest in Japan!

by Mr. Huffman November 6, 2020

seal kiss

When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.

- Hey Tim, i seal kissed Jessica today, she was amazed.
-Nice one bro.

by Seal Kiss Dave May 16, 2018