Phantom Breeding

When you nut in your hand and let it dry so when you shake a girls hand, your nut gets on her hand so when she pleasures herself later that night there is a chance of her getting pregnant.

Guy 1: “I got my english teacher pregnant through phantom breeding.”

Guy 2: “LETS GOOOOO”

*both high five each other*

by Idrv64s October 6, 2021

Phantom Zit

When you feel a zit growing, but you cannot pop it no matter how hard you try.

phantom zit

by mofny March 29, 2012

phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.

-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating

by will-o March 7, 2011

Boom Phantom

An individual who perpetrates an indecent act or acts, such as shitting on the coats, and then disappears. As originally discussed by Dane Cook

Margerie - I think someone may have shit on the coats

Arthur - There seems to be a distinct possibility that someone has shit on or around the coats.

Boom Phantom (perpetrator) - I hope it wasn't my coat (disappears)

by malarky2020 May 26, 2011

Phantom shitter

A person who discreetly shits in public events, such as a house party, then proceeds to deny it.

A few New Years ago Scott totally was the phantom shitter!

by PhantonShitter1234 August 19, 2016

Phantom Wedgie

The sensation you get when someone you trust screws you over in subtle ways.

"Hey, Bob. Quit picking your ass."
"I know, right? I'm going commando but I can't shake this feeling..."
"What feeling, man?"
"That someone, somewhere, is about to come up behind me and pull my shorts up over my head."
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, I saw Nick chatting up your woman."
Phantom Wedgie

by The Fresh Maker August 13, 2013

Phantom click

When your phones on vibrate bur when you type you still hear the clicking your phone makes.

I was typing on my phone and it was muted but I could still hear the Phantom clicking.

by Codsten Angleworth June 26, 2016